Strange Dreams

I have the absolute strangest dreams. I really would love to be able to lucid dream, and one of the steps to being able to lucid dream is to start writing down your dreams the second you wake up. The idea is that you're training your brain to be able to focus at that fragile state in between dreaming and awakeness. It's also training yourself to pay closer attention to your dreams so you can be more aware. It's also been really fascinating to get a picture into my brain at that weird point. I have some weird REM cycles, and I frequently talk in my sleep and have sleep paralysis, so I wanted to explore my brain in that state.

I'm just going to post the raw dream that I wrote down, only correcting for spelling. I think it's funny just how nonsensical a lot of them are. I type it on my phone, so autocorrect probably screws somethings up. Many times I write down a dream and completely forget about it, and only remember it when I look back on my journal.  A lot of times I fall back asleep as I'm typing, and I think it's funny to watch myself drift off as I type. It's such a weird state to be in. And apparently I have a very active imagination in my dreams.

(Any of my notes will be in red, and if I don't specifically identify someone, just assume that they're some random person in my life.)

7/12/12:

I dreamt that i was going to Iceland, but instead of flying we took boats and it was like deadliest catch. We got paid for helping them fish. So everyone would throw a pot over which was really a plastic container and then fish it back up. We caught mussels and some other fish. Maybe cod. But they all went into the Tupperware. In Iceland i got off the plane and went to the gift shop, and then went to the bathroom. Then these lions and bears started talking and they were taking over the country because we sucked. They started eating people and we ran. We found out that if we all piled into a cab and bolted we had a chance although sometimes they'd still get them. We got into a cab and headed for Czech. It was nighttime and the highways were pretty but sometimes we were in the trunk.

8/30/12:

Working on the POS system at kiss, (Editors note, this is referring to the Kiss by Monster Mini Golf store in Las Vegas that consumed my life last year). i was supposed to go home and Christina (my old boss) was mad and she kept me there. The monitor got really fuzzy and weird when i went to a website and this girl next to me kept trying to give me stupid ideas, and i was like no, i just need to restart the computer, it'll take 2 seconds. And i did, and it fixed it, even though it did look hardware related to wakey me. Mike was there and while he was troubleshooting it with me, and i was arguing about it just needing to reboot, he started babbling about the CD drive. So i clicked on it and showed him that the CD drive worked, but the CD in there was a bunch of my pictures, and all these naked ones of me were in the root directory and the first ones you saw. Chris told me to look up how to layout the store because she was having problems. She was very very frazzled. She didn't look like Chris, she looked kinda like one of those hairdressers, but i knew it was Chris. I was googling retail solutions and had to squint very hard to see any words, and all the sites looked retarded, like geocities pages. I was helping with the store layout and they were just stacking things way on top of one another, where customers couldn't reach them. Selling stupid stuff too, like carebears. While i was at the pos computer, i was also checking out customers. The dream ended with a very large bang that we all thought was thunder, but then i heard airplane engines and thought we were being bombed.

9/7/12:

This is backwards. We were at a bar with me, Craig and teeni/dee. Craig was talking about his first child that he lost. I'm pretty sure i was the mom, but i had no emotional connection as he was telling the story. She was premature, and during birth the umbilical cord was wrapped around her neck. But it was confusing because she was alive for awhile. He was talking about people taking pictures with her and how she smiled. The baby's name was Kimber. Dee said that Craig was such a good man, and then said that today was her first baby's birthday. She had carried her to term but she died shortly after. Dee was talking about how people were taking pictures with her and the baby was losing patience, but when Dee took a pic of them together, she smiled this big smile. She started sobbing. The bartender asked us about drinks, but because Dee came late, she asked her if she had to poop first. She said no. Before this there was this big long zombie story that had to do with teachers turning people into zombies, and there was this one Isabel (from The 4400) looking alpha zombie that was taking revenge on everyone and slitting peoples throats with her mind. I don't remember much about the zombie part.

A couple fragments... craig, corey and me were playing some kind of card based game. And every time they'd get a card it would spark up some memory that they'd laugh about, and i'd demand that they'd tell me. But i said the game was fun cuz i got to hear stories.

Craig bought some stupid thing on ebay where this guy would send you a bunch of cards, you would pick one and send the rest back. In this conversation, someone mentioned that the wow wow wiggle waggle wazzie woodle woo record just sold for $4000. I said that i had one of those, so we looked it up and there was this dumb star wars assembled your own death star weird thing selling for $60,000

4/25/13:

Last night I had a dream that I was waiting in line at the DMV. That was the entire dream. Just waiting and slowly advancing in a line. Until the very end, when Matt Smith came running in the room with some kind of oscillator and headphones, and said he was getting some strange frequency he had never heard before, and asked if I could hear it. Then I realized it was my alarm clock and I woke up. Worst dream ever.

I also won the lottery. $2000/week. Or $503k. Or I could have a red corvette.

5/8/13:

Random quote from the dream I'll never remember: "I'll give you a piece of the polish right here!"

Back window broke, parents paid to replace it, then it broke again. There was a hole that was punched in it in New Britain cuz someone punched it to steal my gps

Argued with Hackit about Honda fit vs civics and what I liked about each

Tried to give Natt a job in hr but she blew it off cuz she was a whore. She was with joey.

Parents were going on vacation but money was tight cuz of my windows

5/12/13:

Craig had to go to Vegas for a release party, invited some fucking bitch. I was SO mad, trying to not be jealous. Pat had a helicopter. Chris asked for my help. Stalked Craig.

Talking to a comedian that made 100k /year as an auto glass distributor cuz Vegas had dusted lights. Has mommy issues and was telling her that she made as much as her doctor sister

Earlier dream had Debbie (jers mpm) can't remember much. Something about the house.

Craig was only back for a little while. Was mad cuz time kept getting usurped by dumb shit. Had to be at Pat's helicopter by 8, Corey party at 7. No time for snuggles. Met bitch at airport. Girl from real world. Hate her. Craig forgot debit card at store. Called around and had to super rush to get buy.

Floors wasn't sturdy.

7

6/26/13:

We were in my grandmothers living room, my mom was trying to send me a fax and Corey was in the room, and she was trying to fax it to me on the big laser printer that he had. I was on the phone so the fax wouldn't go through. I was laughing because corey’s printer kept printing out other things, like, it would print out a daily log of the day, but he almost never use it so kinda a waste. Um... I have to pee.

(cont.)

We worked for some company and… ps3s and um… they wanted us to buy ps3’s to test them. And Darryl from the office was there. And no… fuck that… he just went upstairs and took the ps3’s, and gave everybody one.

7/30/13:

Taylor lautner

parafen wax
Nate
laundry basement
met neighbor
bf liked art
Laika jumped
SQL class
Tracy set up behind kims back
Talked to recruiter
Hit kn
Closcm

Mall with kaitlyn from the Real World
hit on her

8/4/13:

Grandma showing me old things

doctor who to with some kind of fishes in your shoes
dildo with something to do with a fish or shock or smrthong
talking about making afghans, Craig was wowed

dad wanted to give ella $50k for her wedding. I was mad
riding in the back of old volvo. Like a trunk. Monica hermanowski?? Angela too. Talking about antiques. Old ppl talk about burial predfs
ppl buried under broad st

8/5/13:

Owned Macy's, was trying to reorganize stores, was doing on one ones and trying to help, everyone was still mad at me. Had to sneak someone in for some reason.

8/6/13:

Had a baby but it was a kitten and he kept being annoying
Fish in the spa at capt bob or the parys talked to me, said I was chosen.
Kitten kept trying to drown himself
big storm everyone thought I was nuts cuz of the kitten baby. Saw candy and Bobby and sonny
mom kept trying to take baby.

8/8/13:

ME and crag were hackers together, xbox gamer tags and space pirates.  Corey thought the hot chick's were real, set out to prove him wrong, but they were real. we had to shiitbsjnrr;kk4nn
...
We had to shoot some of them and Corey was really mad. They had manilla folders and I swapped them for my pretty new folders. hot Japanese girl and I asked if he fucked her, and he said yeah. asked Craig, and he did too and I pouted. stole doodads from her desk.
while switching the folders, I went through people's drskst44

8/11/13:

zombies chasing me, wake up and ask Craig if hiding in a locker would help, Craig says yes, I do, it works.
Don't remember much more cuz I'm dumb and didn't write this down right away

long zombie dream though, drove car off bridge, ended up in another town, had to watch Craig fuck this girl so we could get into the town. Her parents were doctors and would medically put ppl to sleep and and then touch them, but also launder their clothes, cuz no one slept well cuz of zombies, so they'd protect them.

Girl fell in love with craig, I was in hiding, but wasn't mad about it cuz I knew it kept us safe. Them ppl from old town that chased us off the bridge came down and things got all dramatic.

8/17/13:

End of world. Female van with Claire Danes and big bang
zombies we made
bus gets crushed
Filled with tarsises (I think I'm trying to say tardis's)
Found a cat

n-g

partied in the second bus

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Stefano
male strippers
matlock finds out about hiswofir

9/27/13:

Jake undercover. 50 cap, mshuuu7uijhzuvg the u

11/2/13:

Big bang
Raj took a job

Needed him as a leader
He went to some country to deal these weird vaginas they made

In the meantime, I had Duckie and Hammy.
There was this lady that taught her cat tags, like nfc tags
Brought Hammy to her, Hammy learned tags too.

I overheard plots to as Sinatra raj.
Raj came in and they drugged him and made him kill hammy
Well, maybe, cuz the episode ended on a cliffhanger

Had to play Magic irl for some big battle
I was the designated magic player.
Pete gave me this deck to play that was supposedly bazaars bed I didn't need stand snurhijr

Glass shards for 20. Mana
One of my spells was remove stairs4
Lota of buff spells
Leonard was almost dead, so what's the point of buffs

Had to sell makeup sometimes, can't think of qy, but djebfould cancel it and roll a die for damage. Did j3 the worst roll, lost half her life

Next turn I don't know what to do at all.

Pee